I did it. I enrolled Porter in Infant Swim Survival class. At 8 months old. Heard of it? It's a national program (sometimes controversial) that teaches babies survival classes in the water. You see, when babies or other children fall in water, they tend to sink like a rock straight to the bottom. Or, if they try to swim after falling in a body of water unprepared, they will flail uncontrollably and quickly drown. There are far too many stories out there that begin with "I only turned away for a second" and end with tragedy. Enter, ISR. www.infantswim.com
ISR for infants is not to teach babies how to swim and impress people at the pool like those "your baby can read" programs. This class is designed to teach babies to hold their breath underwater, roll over to orient themselves face-up, and calmly float on their backs while breathing and wait for someone to come and get them out of the water. Needless to say, this kind of training is a bit intense and requires ALOT of dedication. It is 5 days a week, every morning at the same time (7:45 a.m.) for 10 minutes a day, we must keep track of all of his bowel movements, urination, diet and sleep patterns every day, and follow strict guidelines. The instructor is a delightful lady we call Miss Ann who has trained extensively herself to be able to teach this amazing course.
Why did we decide to do this? Well, because it's available in this modern day and age, for one. It's not for everyone - most moms would rightly be terrified to turn their infant over to a stranger at a pool and watch calmly on the sidelines while their baby learns to float. I, however, am not "that mom." For another reason, we live at the pool at Crane Creek in the summer. And this year, not only will we have a crawler, we will have a crazy toddler. However, I am "that mom" who is most likely to lose attention for "just 1 second." This class is also for me. Both Grandma's houses are surrounded by water, pools, lakes, ponds, canals, birdbaths, you name it. More bodies of water than my ADD allows with 2 small children. While it will not make him "drownproof," it will dramatically increase the odds that if he falls in a body of water, he will be able to survive.
Hopefully, in 6-8 weeks, he will have learned to fall in the water and float. Graduation is complete when he can not only do this in the water in his cute little bathing suit, but when he demonstrates it with the instructor in full summer and winter clothes - including coat, hat and boots. I'll keep you posted!!
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Not all moms are willing to go through this.
Miss Ann and Porter at the end of his first week
Phil's parents backyard in Atlanta. Pool and hot tub surrounded by lake.
The desired end result - soon to be Porter
Thursday, March 17, 2011
septoplasty
For quite a few years now, I have been plagued with chronic sinus infections. I get them in the spring, I get them in the fall and I get them even worse since I've gotten older. About 3 years ago, my doctor was finally tired of prescribing antibiotics and referred me to an ear, nose and throat specialist who could find out what the problem really was. One cat scan later, we found a severely deviated septum and some other gross stuff going on. Good news - it could be fixed forever with an outpatient surgery. Bad news - I had just found out I was pregnant with Sloane. He said to come see him again after I had all of my kids and was finished nursing. Literally the week I finished with Porter, I called. I was ready.
We scheduled the surgery, lined up for childcare for awhile with my mom and dad, and in I went. It was a fairly lengthy surgery. We decided to go for the whole gusto while we were up there and not only straighten out the septum, but widen up nasal passages and sinus passages and remove a turbinate which had grown into the deviation. The whole enchilada, if you will.
What was supposed to be a 2.5 hour procedure ended up being 4. Thankfully, he took his time and once he got up there, found out things were worse than he thought. He corrected them nicely, stitched me back up and I woke up in a recovery room none the wiser of the brutality that my nose had just gone through. In the beginning, I specifically asked the kind doctor that he spare me the gory details of what it was he was going to do or the aspects of what to expect for recovery, lest I talk myself out a much-needed procedure. (I found out EXACTLY what he did a couple of weeks after..... Thank you, Youtube. I am now scarred from those images burning into my mind. It was NOT a delicate procedure as I had naively imagined.)
My wonderful husband was such a rockstar. He set up our recliner in our living room in front of the TV and for a full week, he would come home after working all day and take care of both kids and a patient. Recovery was a bit worse than I thought, but with the help of alot of pain meds and my awesome friends who came by to visit and bring me things, I got through it.
I am still recovering. The doctor has said it could be 6 months before I'm back to normal and maybe even longer. Unfortunately, both children have taken a pretty good shot at my nose, reinjuring it twice now. I'm hoping there's not any new damage because of this, but in the meantime, I can breathe like I have never breathed before and optimistic that when the sagebrush starts blooming, I'll stay healthy and infection-free.
Diagram of a deviated septumWe scheduled the surgery, lined up for childcare for awhile with my mom and dad, and in I went. It was a fairly lengthy surgery. We decided to go for the whole gusto while we were up there and not only straighten out the septum, but widen up nasal passages and sinus passages and remove a turbinate which had grown into the deviation. The whole enchilada, if you will.
A non-gory diagram of surgeryWhat was supposed to be a 2.5 hour procedure ended up being 4. Thankfully, he took his time and once he got up there, found out things were worse than he thought. He corrected them nicely, stitched me back up and I woke up in a recovery room none the wiser of the brutality that my nose had just gone through. In the beginning, I specifically asked the kind doctor that he spare me the gory details of what it was he was going to do or the aspects of what to expect for recovery, lest I talk myself out a much-needed procedure. (I found out EXACTLY what he did a couple of weeks after..... Thank you, Youtube. I am now scarred from those images burning into my mind. It was NOT a delicate procedure as I had naively imagined.)
My wonderful husband was such a rockstar. He set up our recliner in our living room in front of the TV and for a full week, he would come home after working all day and take care of both kids and a patient. Recovery was a bit worse than I thought, but with the help of alot of pain meds and my awesome friends who came by to visit and bring me things, I got through it.
Immediately after surgery
The day after
3 days afterI am still recovering. The doctor has said it could be 6 months before I'm back to normal and maybe even longer. Unfortunately, both children have taken a pretty good shot at my nose, reinjuring it twice now. I'm hoping there's not any new damage because of this, but in the meantime, I can breathe like I have never breathed before and optimistic that when the sagebrush starts blooming, I'll stay healthy and infection-free.
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Florida!
One of the great things about Phil's job is that they often have meetings at FANTASTIC places. Usually, they are so good that they count as an annual vacation. This year was no exception when we found out it was in the Florida Keys - Duck Key, to be exact - in the middle keys. Sounded pretty good to leave good ol' Idaho in February and be closer to the equator. My Mom and Dad agreed to watch Porter in Eagle for the week and we dropped Sloane off at Camp Dyer in Atlanta with Grandma and Grandpa.
I had never been to the keys and was excited to do all things "keysian." I wanted to drive the highway, see Key West, lay on the beach, etc. so we flew from Atlanta to Miami and rented a convertible (thank you, honey) and drove down.
Unfortunately, Phil had the flu and was miserable for the first part of the trip. He surprised me by booking a trip to go fishing in the shallow waters for tarpon and permit - something I have always wanted to do. He bucked up enough to go and we had a blast! In a flat bottomed boat, 6 miles out (still in 6 feet deep water) we caught tons of spanish mackerel, grunt fish, snapper and all sorts of fun fish I had never seen. When the guide told us that we were going to go shark hunting, I just laughed because I thought he was kidding. He was not. Turns out, the fish we caught early on had a more noble purpose - shark bait... During the last hour of our trip, we did just that and Phil caught a 50 lb Caribbean reef shark. Crazy. What a great time I'll not soon forget and can cross that off my list now.
Another new and fun thing I got to do was paddleboard. Our good friends Vaughn and Katie had rented a couple early on and since Vaughn was going to be in meetings all day, Katie needed a sidekick to kick their butt on a board. I'm always up for getting my butt kicked with Katie so off we went! It was suprisingly stable and we paddled all the way around the key in a waterway without ever falling off or really getting wet at all. Talk about a workout!
Finally, Phil got a little break in the meetings and we were able to drive down to Key West. We hit all the high points like Hemingway's House with the 6 toed cats, Southermost Point, Sloppy Joes and ate sloppy joes, Margaritaville, watched the sunset from the pier and ate oysters with our trusty guides the Olson's, who always know where the goods are. Great vacation, can't wait till the next sales meeting!
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Porter's first meal
It's hard to believe that Porter is 7 months old now! Seems like yesterday we brought the little nugget home. As with Sloane, Porter nursed exclusively for 6 months and has now broken free to expand his little gourmet experiences beyond breastmilk. This is always bittersweet for me - sad to have broken the bond between mother and child and excited to have FREEDOM to feed babies with something other than ME so that I can go places without having to worry about it. Honestly, I didn't think I would make it 6 months the second time around but my resolve proved to be stronger than my whining. Porter is the easiest baby in the universe and switching him to a bottle and formula was a non-issue. (As were his first teeth, solid foods, sleeping through the night, etc.) His first solid food meal was rice cereal out of the nice pewter bowl and spoon given to us by our dear friends Vaughn and Katie Olson. Here's to the future of adventurous (and messy) eating!
Sloane's first haircut!
FINALLY! After 2+ years, Sloane finally has enough hair to cut without it being completely obvious! I decided it was time after watching her for awhile run around with it hanging directly over her eyes and obstructing her vision. Yes, it was time. Fortunately, Aunt Julie had an appointment with Tas Caldara, our fantastic friend and hairdresser. The plan was to take Sloane in while Julie was processing and that she would sit quietly and patiently and get her hair cut. Well....I've learned that with Sloane, the best laid plans can come quickly unraveled.
Actually, it wasn't ALL that bad. Tas busted out the booster seat and cute little cape with surfing penguins on it. Not long after wetting her hair, however, we realized that she wasn't going to sit quietly without a bribe. In public places, I'm never above a good bribe and I happened to have a secret weapon in the diaper bag - a BLOWPOP SUCKER! Great idea, right?? I watched her unwrap the sucker and sit still while Tas began cutting her hair. As I was silently congratulating myself on a job well done, I slowly began to see why we don't give suckers at haircuts. Mortified, we watched as each newly cut hair from her head gravitated toward and stuck on her sucker. Gross. Sloane didn't seem to notice or care. Even more gross. Julie said just watching it made her tongue itch and she felt like she was coughing up hairballs for the rest of the day. Sloane's first haircut was certainly unforgettable - especially after seeing the finished product!
Actually, it wasn't ALL that bad. Tas busted out the booster seat and cute little cape with surfing penguins on it. Not long after wetting her hair, however, we realized that she wasn't going to sit quietly without a bribe. In public places, I'm never above a good bribe and I happened to have a secret weapon in the diaper bag - a BLOWPOP SUCKER! Great idea, right?? I watched her unwrap the sucker and sit still while Tas began cutting her hair. As I was silently congratulating myself on a job well done, I slowly began to see why we don't give suckers at haircuts. Mortified, we watched as each newly cut hair from her head gravitated toward and stuck on her sucker. Gross. Sloane didn't seem to notice or care. Even more gross. Julie said just watching it made her tongue itch and she felt like she was coughing up hairballs for the rest of the day. Sloane's first haircut was certainly unforgettable - especially after seeing the finished product!
Getting ready for the first cut
The first pieces trimmed
Tas showing Sloane her scissors
The bangs!
Yes, that's Julie watching with her hair wrapped in 2 lbs of tinfoil
The finished product
Christmas - finally
Well, it's been exactly 1 month since Christmas so I guess it's high time I got our family Christmas stories and pictures on here. Honestly, I was glad to see it go. Seems like we were celebrating from Thanksgiving until New Years - which we were, I guess. Funny how we long for January to get here and everything to "slow down" but it never really does, does it??
So... 3rd time was NOT a charm for Sloane and Santa. As customary so far, we attended Santa Brunch at Crane Creek with our good friends the Mooneys and hoped that Sloane would give in and realize that the fat guy in the red suit is actually a nice, friendly guy who brings her presents. We prepped and prepped for the big moment. She was ready - "I'm going to ask for presents!" Then the moment of truth came and..... WHAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! Fail.
We spent Christmas Eve at Grandma and Grandpa Suitter's house in Eagle. Big dinner with all the trimmings - prime rib (cooked to perfection), green beans, potatoes yum. Sloane and Porter got to open their presents of brand new pajamas which will surely be a tradition for the next 33 years. Mom & Dad's house in Eagle is actually their 2nd home that they bought this year just so they could hang out in nicer weather and house grandkids. Furnishing it is still a work in progress, maybe next year there will be a Christmas tree. (hint, hint.)
Sloane's BIG present from Santa this year was a nice, big kitchen complete with fridge, stove, oven, corner sink, curtains and a front load washer. It came in a box the size of a loaf of bread and contained 1 million parts. We realized this at about 10:00 p.m. Christmas Eve. Oops, live and learn. Phil made it to bed sometime around 4:00 with it mostly completed - of course 1 of the crucial parts was missing.
Christmas morning was great. Mind you, our children are not old enough to understand the whole Santa Christmas morning thing so they slept in. When they finally got up, we kindof had to walk Sloane through the piles of presents laid out for her. I take full responsibility for the overload. My bad - got a bit carried away and forgot that SHE IS 2.
That afternoon, the chaos REALLY started when my sisters and their families and Mom & Dad came over with the rest of Christmas. The living room was awash in wrapping paper, boxes and big smiles.
So... 3rd time was NOT a charm for Sloane and Santa. As customary so far, we attended Santa Brunch at Crane Creek with our good friends the Mooneys and hoped that Sloane would give in and realize that the fat guy in the red suit is actually a nice, friendly guy who brings her presents. We prepped and prepped for the big moment. She was ready - "I'm going to ask for presents!" Then the moment of truth came and..... WHAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! Fail.
We spent Christmas Eve at Grandma and Grandpa Suitter's house in Eagle. Big dinner with all the trimmings - prime rib (cooked to perfection), green beans, potatoes yum. Sloane and Porter got to open their presents of brand new pajamas which will surely be a tradition for the next 33 years. Mom & Dad's house in Eagle is actually their 2nd home that they bought this year just so they could hang out in nicer weather and house grandkids. Furnishing it is still a work in progress, maybe next year there will be a Christmas tree. (hint, hint.)
Thatcher, Sloane and Maci
3rd time not a charm...Sloane's BIG present from Santa this year was a nice, big kitchen complete with fridge, stove, oven, corner sink, curtains and a front load washer. It came in a box the size of a loaf of bread and contained 1 million parts. We realized this at about 10:00 p.m. Christmas Eve. Oops, live and learn. Phil made it to bed sometime around 4:00 with it mostly completed - of course 1 of the crucial parts was missing.
Sweet pajamas!
Christmas morning was great. Mind you, our children are not old enough to understand the whole Santa Christmas morning thing so they slept in. When they finally got up, we kindof had to walk Sloane through the piles of presents laid out for her. I take full responsibility for the overload. My bad - got a bit carried away and forgot that SHE IS 2.
That afternoon, the chaos REALLY started when my sisters and their families and Mom & Dad came over with the rest of Christmas. The living room was awash in wrapping paper, boxes and big smiles.
The (unfinished) kitchen in the corner
Daddy's new helmet. She JUST COULDN'T RESIST trying it on.
Aunt Ashley with PorterSunday, November 28, 2010
Happy Merry Thanksmas!
This week was a long one. Last weekend, we traveled to Idaho Falls to see my Grandpa who has been in the hospital now with pnemonia for over 2 weeks. We stayed for 3 days and drove home just in time for a very unseasonal snowstorm to hit. This was good and bad. Wednesday, Grandma and Grandpa Dyer came from Atlanta to celebrate Thanksgiving with us and also Christmas since we won't see them again until next year. This was the good thing about the snow - it truly was like a white Christmas for them with Thanksgiving dinner somewhere in the middle. Thanksgiving was bittersweet for me - I miss my family knowing that my Grandpa wasn't able to celebrate it like he would want. I was glad I was able to see him beforehand, however. Currently, he is getting better and hopefully will be moved out of ICU within the next couple of days.
Sloane isn't allowed to touch the ornaments so she gets around this by kissing them :)We did celebrate Christmas early with the Dyers, which was fun for Sloane to get to open some of her presents early!
Sloane's new chair!We also went the festival of trees and watched lots of football and made cookies!
Grandmas are much more patient with sugar cookies and their mess tolerance level is extremely high.)
Grandmas are much more patient with sugar cookies and their mess tolerance level is extremely high.)
Porter watching football with Grandpa Dyer
At the Festival of Trees
Making sugar cookies!
I think Sloane ate more frosting than what actually went on the cookiesFinally, with all of the great snow, Phil and Sloane made their very first snowman! It was so cute to see them playing together out in the snow. This was a long week but we're sad that it's over. Bring on the holidays!!
Sloane giving her new snowman a hug. "I love you snowman!"
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